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happy birthday baby

2006-05-30T20:46:00.000-07:00

its 12:44 am wednesday may 31st, this is significant because it has been my birthday for the last 44 minutes....i just got off work and i am tired and fat.....i have been recently been apartment hunting and let me tell you its not fun...and at the same time its loads of fun...but when you find the apartment of your dreams and its the right price and the landlords say they will hold it for you and you call them the next day and they have already signed a lease with someone else your heart breaks a little.....and then every other apartment just isn't as good as that one.....i do think i have found one however...its just a matter of coming up with the first months rent to hold it for me...for i won't be taking it until july 1st....so what i am trying to say is if all my readers chip in 287.50 then i should have enough money to pay for my rent thank you i will accept cheques, cash or money orders......
thank you
good day

i know you all want to be me

2006-05-04T17:37:00.000-07:00

so i met willie nelson today.....thank u....... he was golfing at the golf course where i work....no one else got to go out and see him...ahha suckers..... then we smoked a joint...haha just kiddin...but that would have been sweet!! ahhahahaha lata

2006-05-01T16:35:00.000-07:00

so i have just moved into my new place....its a house and its very dirty.....not happy about that....my landlord is a friend of mine so it makes for a good/bad situation......i am living in the basement of a house with my good buddy patti and chris bruce(ewh) for the summer... in september patti and i will be moving upstairs and having it all to ourselves...i can't wait...its scary down here...and i have seen two spiders all ready....i almost fainted....i currently have three jobs....which is incredibly stressful!!!! i am a waitress at two golf courses and a cashier at shoppers!! its pretty hectic....however after this coming week it will be down to one golf course and shoppers....so i just gotta get through this........i gotta make dollars or it don't make sense....ahhaha.....shout out to all you rappers.....ahha holla....ooo this is fun.....i got in a car accident today......and it wasn't my fault!! woooooooooooooo love that....cost him a 1000 bucks....ahhaha...good times.....and i am bored for now ....so back to cleaning this dungeon....lata playas....

PHOTO SHOOT

2006-04-09T18:21:00.000-07:00

So I think its time for a little photo shoot courtesy of me and my gals.....

as u can see we were bored and this is what we came up with!!!

This is the dawning of the age of aquarius....

2006-03-21T09:31:00.000-08:00

So I am back. I am only staying a minute though......I just wanted to point out that my other sister has found the blogging world. She commented on my last post to tell me that now knows how to comment. What was amusing is that she put "hoe" instead of "how" so when i first read it I was all what?? If you knew her you would know the chances of her calling me a hoe are slim to none.....Shna on the other hand would do it in heart beat.

in light of certain events

2006-02-16T09:41:00.000-08:00

Undo it, take it back
Make every day the previous one,
Until I am returned to the one before the one
that made you gone
Or sit me on an airplane traveling west
Crossing the dateline over and over
Losing this day, and that the day of loss
still lies ahead
And you are here instead of sorrow

you seem a decent fellow, i hate to die.

2006-02-09T14:34:00.000-08:00

well well well....3 holes in the ground......if you have visited my sisters blog lately you will note she is tired and cranky all the time....that is too bad i am truly sorry for her....i on the other hand and happy and cheerful all the live long day!! here is a challange for my dear sister...see if you can figure these out shna:
here is an example so you know what i am talking about: i'm myself= i'm beside myself

1) iiiiiiiiii
OOOO

2) ubetweens

3) jus144tice

4) ianitro

5) think

6)knee
lights

you have until midnight tomorrow to figure this out or else .......*evil laughter*

I carry your heart with me, I carry it in my heart

2006-02-02T21:12:00.000-08:00

I am up blogging tonight because I can't sleep....its weird to think how great my life really is and how ungrateful I can be about it....sometimes I think I just wanna go home and spend time with my mom and dad and I have all these ideas in my head about how fun it will be there, but when I get there I just get bored and want to leave.....I always thought that I was pretty close with my dad because we are so much alike....I want to be closer to my mom but I always end up criticizing her its like I can't accept her, even though I think she is amazing and by far the best mother anyone could ask for, I always end up hurting her feelings but she just loves me more.....If that's even possible.....sometimes I wonder if I will ever find true love and be as happy as my parents are.....and if I do I wonder what kind of mother i'll be.....I know I wont be like her.....not in the sense that its a bad thing.....I just know I couldn't possibly ever measure up.....I don't know if I could be as giving and caring as her.....my dad too.....they have always given me everything even if it meant they had to go without something they wanted...or needed.... I dont know if I will be as good.....I know I promised to return to the mocking of my sisters blog....but I just couldn't sleep and I wanted to get it out.....

did you know the worlds tallest midget is is 5'6?

2006-01-25T17:51:00.000-08:00

I am back after a short leave of absence. I have to say that my "friendly follower" was right about one thing- my blog has gone astray of its original point to mock my sisters blog. With that in mind I decided I better get back on that. Somehow I have forgotton how to make fun of her and have reached a sort of "mental block". Her recent posts have been somewhat normal and not easy targets like they used to be, but don't worry I am still reviewing her posts and will get back to mocking them asap. Thank you.

hmm?

2006-01-18T20:57:00.000-08:00

brett c b?

baby got back

2006-01-18T13:50:00.000-08:00

getting warmer.....

2006-01-18T10:02:00.000-08:00

ok...so it was encounters with canada where we met....haha...since the email you sent me was not a picture of you i still don't know who you are......but i have narrowed down the search....

putting the pieces of the puzzle together...

2006-01-18T09:33:00.000-08:00

I am going to assume you are one of the following people am i right?

brett_c_b
grandfinale_112
trojan_dragon
zee_kav
dancormier22
gtlug
I keep narrowing this list and if i have removed you it is because i don't suspect you let me know if you are on this list

As if!!!!!!

2006-01-18T08:56:00.000-08:00

man you are tricky.......way to outwit me.....i am stumped....at least tell me where i know you from?? wow ever since you started commenting i have been
checking my blog a lot more often!! i am soooo cool.....

This is my stumped face....so if you weren't attracted to me before.....i know you are now!

However I do want to point out you have not convinced me that you know me because on Monday, January 09, 2006 in my post entitled: "lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains"- shakira I did mention my last name several times.....

To my "friendly follower"

2006-01-18T08:16:00.000-08:00

I will no longer be accepting anonymous posts, therefore in order to leave me one you must identify yourself. If you don't wish to do so, then I guess it will be an unsolved mystery that I will ponder for years to come....

this is gettin interesting

2006-01-18T07:59:00.000-08:00

hey that is not a hint!!! where did you go to school? are you a boy or a girl? do you really know me? how do you know me? where did we meet? hmmmmm ?

wndiofoiwheom

2006-01-18T07:30:00.000-08:00

WAIT A MINUTE!!!! my anonymous reader knows who i am???? interesting....more hints this is fun!!!! are you stalking me?!?...hahha.

A cinderella story.....

2006-01-17T20:46:00.000-08:00

So here I am posting again... That's right 3 posts in one day.........Little sad....Little lame....but who is really reading it anyway???

so I am going to tell you a story about a young girl with big dreams......

Ninth grade is a huge life altering experience for anyone, for it is in the ninth grade that you go from middle school to high school. For one small town girl it was more than that.We will call her Adnil. She was entering a new life, one where she wouldn't be known as the "funny" girl or the "class clown", one where maybe she would have a relationship- with a boy. This can be a scary experience for anyone, but Adnil was ready, she was excited and confident. She entered high school with the same best friend she had had for all her middle school days and the two of them were inseparable. We'll call her Eitak. They went around the school making people laugh at their oddities. They had been known to make up imaginary students in the school and try to convince their classmates that they really existed. They were a lovable twosome. They did most things together, including their first high school crush. He was a twelfth grader, so undoubtedly unattainable. He was tall and handsome, funny in a "are you seriously that dumb?" kind of way. His name was J.D Nosrettap. Adnil and Eitak would fill their afternoons playing "faces never to make in front of J.D" and other typical high school girl games. As the time went by the prospect of landing J.D seemed hopeless and just when the girls were about to throw in the towel something magical happened. It was time for the inevitable school dance. For ninth graders it was first dance of their high school careers. It was a sign-in dance, for those of you who are not familiar this meant that you could bring students from other high schools to the dance. This dance was the be-all end-all of grade niners. It was the dance that was going to separate the kids that were still living in middle school and those that were truly ready for high school. Adnil and Eitak were incredibly excited, all sorts of questions were going through their minds; "would J.D be there?" "would they get asked to dance?" "would they get caught making out in the back of the cafeteria with the janitor?" They tried to push these thoughts out of their heads as they eagerly got ready together-as usual- for the dance. When they arrived they were feeling confident they searched the crowd for familiar ninth graders and began to dance in a small circle excluding all the "wannabes". Adnil looked around and saw a face from a neighboring high school that she knew all too well. It was a good friend from Bible camp- that's right Bible camp, Koorb. She made her way over to Koorb and made small talk. It was clear that he still had a slight crush on her and she liked that, although she didn't look at him that way. She ventured back to Eitak and took her place in the small circle of outcasted ninth graders to sway back and forth while at the same time barely moving her feet to the music. The end of night loomed near and she was sad to admit it but Adnil had sat out many a slow dance. It was time for the ever so popular last slow dance of the night. Adnil had nothing but a dream in her heart and stupid grin on her face- the one she used to attract potential suitors. Koorb had asked her to save him a dance and she was assuming this was it. She looked around to see if she could find him, that's when it happened. She felt a tap on her shoulder, she turned around and who do think that tap was from?? J.D Nosrettap!!! He looked at her and said with ease "ya wanna dance?" And what do you think Adnil did?? She looked him straight in the eyes and said " ah...ah...ahh...ah..um..." to which he replied "if you're already dancing with someone that's alright"Adnil looked up with him all the while the dreams in her little ninth grade superficial heart being crushed as she saw out of the corner of her eye, Koorb walking over with a smile. She gave a half hearted smile to J.D hoping he would somehow see it was her secretly screaming "I LOVE YOU!!!" He just shrugged and walked away without a care in the world. Adnil and Koorb danced but I think even he knew her heart was elsewhere. On her painfully agonizing drive home Adnil tried to see the bright side of the situation; she had said no to a twelfth grader! She went to bed that night with the comfort of knowing she was not in middle school anymore. She knew someday she would see J.D again, and you know what? She was right.

P.S
The names have been changed to protect the privacy of those involved, however by posting a picture of them it defeats the purpose.

if you colour outside the lines you can make your own picture

2006-01-17T20:28:00.000-08:00

I am very curious to find out who my new reader is......
very exciting....
I am such a bad blogger because i have nothing to write!! new reader give me some ideas please!??!?!

Wandering

2006-01-17T19:53:00.000-08:00

the road of love lies inside you

unknown to many forever,

darkness finds courage to explore the soul,

eyes will end everything.

"lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains"- shakira

2006-01-09T17:15:00.000-08:00

Today I present the first semi-annual yearly list of thoughts that don't necessarily need to be in the form of a list and would actually not be seen as a list at all if it weren't for the numbers that are randomly put in amongst the thoughts thus defining it as a list.

1. A funny thing happened yesterday. To fully understand its humor you must first learn a little background information. My name is Linda Hartley, My mothers name is Linda Hartley and so is my aunts. I live with two girls named Breanne and Julie. Breanne's mothers name is Linda as well. So the phone rings and I answer it. This man says "is this Linda?" to which I reply "yes". He then said, "good I am calling about the car I bought from you". However I had not sold a car so naturally I was a wee bit confused, but I didn't let on saying: "Um, I never sold a car, you must want Breanne." "No no the registration says Linda Justason," he replied. The first thought that went through my head was not: oh yeah that's Bre's mom's name! It was: why would Breanne use my name on her registration???
2. I later received another call asking if I was the Linda Hartley who owned property on some street. I don't of course own anything and had to tell them to call my mom or my aunt. Knowing full well that my mom doesn't own anything either.
3. The last phone call which really seals the deal was just one looking for Linda Hartley- referring to my aunt (she isn't really my aunt she is related some how...But she is old so that's what I call her) and I had to laugh and say " no but that's my aunt I'll transfer you." I then preceded to hang up and sigh. "what a day!!"

I have no eyebrows....

2006-01-08T14:23:00.000-08:00

ok....so i was on my blog today just looking to see if everything was still how i left it....when i noticed a new comment on my last post....saying that i should post already....so i decided to do it....here it is my post.....i have just started back at school after a much needed christmas break....i am not that smart as it turns out....i have recently broke up with my boyfriend and have decided that i will not be dating again for at least 10 years....a little harsh i know but it seems to be appropriate....i am so bored and lost lately i feel like i might just move away....but where ????? hmmmmm......i miss my nephew he is soooo adorable i wish i could spend more time with him....so i am thinking of going to pei for the summer to work and be close to him and my sister too...i guess....hahaha.....i have nothing interesting to blog about....this blog is just basically an update however boring it might be i am just trying to please whoever it was that wants me to post!!!!! so whoever you are here it is and identify yourself!!!!!!!!
that is all
good day

Back in Black

2005-12-10T09:03:00.000-08:00

I have not posted in what seems like a dogs age. The reason for this is incomprehensible. I decided to post today to inform everyone that I am Number 199 on blogtopsites.com. Fairly impressive I must say. I have to write an exam today which is neither here nor there but I thought I would tell you about it anyway. I do hope you all wish me the best of luck and in turn I will do the same for you in your mundane lives. I am now going to study some more before I must venture to the event that will surely be the death of me. As you all know too well I will probably not be posting again for a long time. So please take your time reading this, maybe read it a few times, if you are so inclined.

I love myself today, not like yesterday

2005-11-24T19:05:00.000-08:00

Good times good times......Remember Mr. Rogers? and his cardigan sweater? and how he always changed his shoes in is house? and remember when the bloodhound gang had that song about them? it was called your only friends are make believe...and it went like this.....
Knock knock Mr. Rogers it's Mr. McFeelie
I've brought you a letter speedy delivery
Well Mr. McFeelie if there's postage due You can go fuck yourself like Captain Kangaroo
I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend But in the end I still have no friends Do do do do do do do do do Do do do do do do do do do
Mr. Rogers I like your cardigan sweater
Mr. McFeelie shut up and give me my letter
I don't want to talk to you don't you understand?
Why are you inside my house you're just my fuckin' mailman?
....on another note, my boyfriend said MISCELLANEOUS, and pronounced the MISC, it was embarrassing

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

2005-11-22T07:29:00.000-08:00

SO I have noticed that people are spending very little time reading my blog. This annoys me. Especially when people read my sisters blog. If you do read her blog it would be nice of you to read my blog as well because they often go together. Its like witty banter over the internet. Only I must admit I am not as witty as she online!! I have really nothing to write. I just come on here everyday to see if anyone has commented. I feel so insignificant. I have included yet another picture of my retardedly cute nephew ( he is not actually cute cause he is retarded, he is just so cute its retarded) this should brighten your day as it does mine.

Suddenly Seymour!

2005-11-17T10:06:00.000-08:00

I went to the gym today. I am in extreme pain. This is because I am lazy and out of shape. How depressing. What would Heidi Klum say? I am really tired now and feeling rather depressed about this essay I have to write for Monday. I really hate how I think I am so much smarter than I actually am!!! Its really hard on my self esteem. I am just going to drop out of school and become a traveling prostitute. On another note I was reading my sisters blog today and alas- another update on my nephews pooping schedule. I mean come on SHNA!! Why don't you just write about your bathroom visits. Like what they look like and smell like and feel like in your hands. That would be much more amusing. Well I have to go now I got my arm caught in the microwave earlier and it hurts to type.

Where is the world is Carmen Sandiego?

2005-11-14T16:25:00.000-08:00

This is Heidi Klum and She is pretty amazing!! She is 5'9, a model, actress, artist and much more!! She is also a mother and still looks fabulous. I am pretty sure she is my idol. Heidi's legs were recently valued at a staggering 1.1millionGBP!!!!!!!! thats awesome....I am VERY impressed with her.....WAY 2 GO Heidi!!!

HERE WE GO AGAIN

2005-11-10T11:54:00.000-08:00

You Are 50% Weird

Normal enough to know that you're weird...But too damn weird to do anything about it!

How Weird Are You?

Look its me as a cartoon!!!!!!

2005-11-09T13:29:00.000-08:00

I sailed away to China in a little row boat to find ya, and you said you had to get your laundry clean.

2005-11-09T13:04:00.000-08:00

Quit trying to break my stride "shna"!!!!!!!!

Half of the things I know today I learned by listening to myself talk about the things I didn't understand.

2005-11-09T11:57:00.000-08:00

Hello again, I am so bored right now so I thought I would post an entry. However I can't think of anything witty or insightful to write. So here is a list of 10 things I hate about my sisters blog.

Most of her entry's make little to no sense.
She lists things on her blog.
There is a picture of her on her blog.
There are no pictures of my adorable nephew on her blog.
She put me on her list of things that bug her.
She refers to herself as "shna" when her name is Shanna.
There is no link to my blog on her blog.
She comes off as a lunatic in her rantings.
She rhymed words that don't exist.
She put WAY too much time and effort into her blog, thus making my blog look tiny and insignificant.

I have included a picture of my nephew and myself, obviously I love him more than she does.

My uncle used to love me, but she died.

2005-11-07T18:05:00.000-08:00

So here I am again. Very few visitors I see. How depressing. Today I challenge any visitors to find me a rhyme for the following words:

Good luck and good riddance.

So apparently my other blog doesn't exist don't go there anymore or you won't exist anymore either if you know what I'm saying

2005-11-06T14:53:00.000-08:00

I am feeling rather down. I really liked my old blog and this new blog doesn't do it for me..... but I will try my best, starting off with a list of 10 things I know about my sister due to looking through her garbage:

She reads dirty magizines like "Gigantic Asses"
She smokes a carton of Marlboro lights a week
She reuses coffee filters, multiple times
She is a cruddy cook
All her tin cans have blood on them from when she licks the sharpe edges and cuts her tongue, over and over again
She uses "oops I crapped my pants"
She listens to O Town and B44
She has written threatening letters to Jeffrey Dahmer
She doesn't shave her legs
She writes poetry about cheese

I had to create a new blog cause i didn't know how to post a new message on my old blog and it was pissing me off

2005-11-06T14:42:00.000-08:00

Now is the hour of my defeat. I have been burned by blogging. If I have to make a new blog everytime I want to rant and rave I will NEVER blog again!!!! That is not an idle threat I will follow through.